Top 10: Worst Names for the Special Service People in Your Life:
Of all the people you count on weekly to help you get through life, here are the top ten worst choices by area of relationship and/or service:
10. Your hotel innkeeper is Norman Bates.
9. Your limo driver is Evel Knievel.
8. Your primary care physician is Dr. Edward Scissorhands.
7. Your international travel agent is Mr. Phineas T. Fogg.
6. Your personal tailor is Bozo the Clown.
5. Your personal trainer is Ozzy Osbourne.
4. Your barber is Sweeney Todd.
3. Your spiritual advisor is Charles Manson.
2. Your investment manager is Charles Ponzi.
1. And finally .... or fatally .... and on a much more personal note, your "significant other" is either Ann Coulter, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Grace, Rush Limbaugh, Larry King, Al Franken, Lizzie Borden, Bill O'Reilly, Hillary Clinton, Jerry Springer, Barney Frank, Madonna, or Rosie O'Donnell.
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