Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Today's Best News Stories

>> According to Mexican officials, the swine flu outbreak has cost Mexico $2.2 Billion. Only $2.2 Billion? Maybe we can put them in charge of GM.

>> Police say a Michigan postal worker has admitted to stealing $20,000 worth of postage stamps and trying to sell them online. The worker will be fired for breaking the Postal Service's strict rules against turning a profit.

>> The Indy 500 approaches. A race driver is like an automobile executive. If anything bad happens to the car, he has to be bailed out.

>> Los Angeles Dodgers superstar Manny Ramirez admitted he took a banned substance Thursday but was careful to point out he didn't take steroids. That's illegal. If convicted of steroids use, he could get four to eight years as governor of California.

>> The price of a stamp is up to 44 cents. It's out of control. If only there was some other way to send written messages . . . If anyone can think of anything just e-mail me.

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